Sunny Sundays or fake stomach flu weekdays from 1-4pm, if you’ve got it swollen, slip on Ms. It’s more playful than the rest, more exuberant, more celebratory, and that’s all for the better.If you’ve got a sailboat on you and you’re about to souse your partner’s shores with your jugo de amor, I definitely suggest this one- kind of goes with the nautical vibe somehow in its airiness.Once the Massive Attacks and Portisheads were washed away with the millenial mess of music, people were shagging to Matchbox 20 and Creed, and it might as well have been the end of the world.So I’ll say it up front- my take on this list is going to be damn skewed.Every track must have represented a location, specific positions, specific lighting and a possibility for climax.The only downside to this album (and the reason it isn’t #1 or #2) is that Beth and Geoff’s vision of sex is really, really bleak.Generally, I think of them as the Barry White lovemakers, the Rasta tantrics, the Daddy/Mommy-Issue-Laden Metal mauraders, Hip Hop Bangers and the Trip Hoppers. In my mind, nineties trip hop was the beginning and end of good sex music.
Without a doubt, Cocteau Twins can be an acquired taste. Best track: Frou Frou Foxes, Carolyn’s Fingers, Ivo Now we’re getting to the sweaty, earth-shattering, sheet-smattering, psychofornication we all dream about.click on the title of any post, it is a link to a separate page that shows all the comments.Scroll down to the bottom of the comments until you see the words newer and newest next to the number of comments on the right, those words are links that will lead you to a new page of comments. I don't think this former A-/B list actress who is not that great of an actress and certainly not a very good businessperson either knows what her A list celebrity husband is doing.This album will make the hairs stand up on the back of your neck.Add a little copulation to the mix, and its sumptuously lethal.(I’m not even going to count you silent sexers- you’re probably the same ones that like mute partners, and that disturbs me to no end…necros.) Once you’re in the musical fornication set, you’re divided into one of a few subsets.In other words, if you aren’t in love with your love-making partner, stay far away from this polyphonic bildungsroman.Our favorite Icelandic quartet compose some of their most beautiful stuff here. If it’s cold and snowy and you’re lying by the fire in the ski chalet on your polar bear rug, pop this guy in and end the night getting engaged (or at the very least, preggers).Also, if your technique is somewhere between Soul-slowness and full-on tantra, this is the soundtrack for you.Best tracks: Whatever, Golden, Spring Summer Feeling At its worst this is for sex in an airport lounge or elevator. Ideally, its for one of those long drawn out sessions where the sex and the afterglow are almost indistinguishable. Also for the mornings and evenings when you want to take your time.